Princesses

Yesterday morning, Bernadette wrapped some silk scarves around her head and shoulders and declared, "I'm a princess!"  She tried to enrobe Kateri, too, but met with resistance, so I persuaded her to make her dolls royalty instead.  She also told me I was a princess, but she didn't try to mummify me with scarves like she did Kateri.  Phew.

Last night, before bed...

M: Are you still a princess?

B: Yes.

M: What is a princess?

B: It's a song that's made up.

M: What does the song sound like?

B: Like grass!

M: The song sounds like grass?

B: Yes.

M: Do you realize you're talking nonsense?

B: Yes.