Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Just talking
Matt (pointing to vegetable on Isaiah's tray): That's squash
Isaiah smashes with his palm
Matt: Do you understand visual puns?
Isaiah: OK.

And this note: Earlier I was on the floor with Bernadette on my chest and Isaiah driving a toy tractor on top of both of us.

Isaiah, discussing his sister, who happens to be wailing at that point: She knows how to cry.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Word nerds
Picked up some bread at the farmers' market on Thursday which led to a conversation with Marian on Saturday morning.
Marian: "What is spelt?"
Matt: "I think it's a kind of wheat. Yeah it's a kind of wheat."
Matt (doubting own expertise for only a moment): "I'll look it up on the internet."
Matt: Blah, blah, blah ... "used in breads and pastas like wheat ... less inbred than its wheat cousins ... "
Matt (a few minutes later): "Also a favored food before spelling bees."
A bad pun, no matter how you slice it

Matt's favored food after shopping at the farmers' market
As suspected, the ramshackle taco huts downtown Yonkers serve awesome beef and carnitas tacos.